yoked

Irish Slang for being high on ecstasy tablets.
Commonly used in and around the Holylands Belfast and Derry.

"I'm fucking yoked in Thompsons" this translates to "I am high on ecstasy tablets in Thompsons"

by theyoker3000 February 3, 2017

yoked

To get grabbed or pulled in a jerk like manor by the neck or arm causing an almost whiplash like motion.

He tried to run away with my money but I yoked his ass.

Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.

by Charley Sciascia May 19, 2006

yoked

Excessively over-built musculature.

As in... Christopher Bates.

by MRN February 24, 2004

slack jawed yokel

another term for southern people (good ole boys)

Hey look at that slack jawed yokel from Georgia!

by GoldsGym07 May 28, 2007

yokesh

The most annoying and irritating creature you can ever find though is loving and caring. The kind of person who will stand for you and with you. The best best friend you can ever find.

The most lovable annoying friend.

Yokesh is a useless person.

by Yuva March 10, 2019

equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

yokey doke

When you fart anonymously and quickly pin it on someone else.

I TOTALLY just pulled a yokey doke on that sucker.

by Chasetopher April 25, 2009