Xiao

Call out his name when you need help

"XIAO I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY TROATH"
-xiao appears and fixes it-

by ImHornyPlzHelp February 6, 2022

xiao ming bao

xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.

Question: what is 2+2
Rhesa: xiao ming bao

by galigma June 22, 2023

xiao

the hottest emo boy on the block
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.

may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—

lesser human: “my genshin team is diluc, ganyu, zhongli and bennett”
me and you: “NO XIAO???!!? 🥺🥺”

by xiaos-gf July 28, 2022

Xue hua piao piao bei feung xiao xiao

Literal meaning: snow petals drifting, the north wind whistles

Used when Obama inhales oxygen

Joanne: I'm tired
Cole: Bitch, xue hua piao piao bei feung xiao xiao

by AnAsianWithNoLife May 18, 2020

Xiao

a hot mf from genshin impact, if u see him u will go nuts on him. also give him almond tofu.

“hey! xiao just came home!!”

“wow!! good for u!!”

by dyinq.q February 19, 2022