Xiao is the most hottest mf in the whole of teyvat, when you see him you will cvm and probably die. He even has the juiciest schlong in entire history, I’ve even seen it last night.
by Xiao’s no.1 fker March 26, 2022
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hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
by xiaos-gf July 28, 2022
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- have you ever met Xiao er in real life ?
- no i haven't had the chance, have you ?
- yes she illuminated my world
- no i haven't had the chance, have you ?
- yes she illuminated my world
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