would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 03, 2003
Get the would you like a spoon mug.

I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought
by dilcurrie July 25, 2011
Get the I would, but I'm pregnant mug.

I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.
If you kill someone, I would turn you in !
by Zulufly December 04, 2022
Get the I would turn you in mug.

Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me
If i where near you would you hit me
by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021
Get the Would you hit me mug.

Would do you nicely

A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.
That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.
by Rose Sullivan December 26, 2011
Get the Would do you nicely mug.

What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes
*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"
by Coxmeister December 14, 2011
Get the What would Link do? mug.