Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

WindMill

The windmill is a joint that consists of 5 individual joints combined into one awesome joint. It is a similar roll to the cross joint, however, where the two smaller joints enter at opposite sides, 2 more joints do the same at a 90 degree angle.
Once all 5 end's are light, one is to spin the joint slowly so that the ends rotate, and look like a windmill.

Peterson: Hey man, what you smoking??
Jefferson: A windmill man...
Peterson: Sick one, gives a drag!
Jefferson: Here...
Peterson: It's F***ing awesome!!

by MashMaster December 16, 2010

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016

Windmill

Automatic jerking machine

I use a windmill to feel good

by Bustinginlittlekids July 12, 2023

Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.

"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."

by Ebinflow04 July 8, 2022

devils windmill

A medieval windmill filled with corpse

It smells like a devils windmill

It has the structural integrity of a devils windmill

by Bitchwiththebluehair November 24, 2023

Walla Walla windmill

when you have steamy sex with a woman with facial hair, where you lay down on the bed and the woman is sitting on your dick. You then spin her in a circle while your junk is inside her, causing extreme sexual pleasure. (added pleasure if her hands are extended)

Man Walla Walla windmills sure do produce lots of energy!

by Dick Fergusen November 5, 2010