Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

Windmill #5823

A Dutch person. That is literally all. He is just Dutch

Windmill #5823 is Dutch so by default he is kinda cringe

by Soviet Waifu January 13, 2021

Washington windmill

Having intercourse with another man on top of a windmill, while spinning him an smoking a blunt, and before he cums tossing him into the windmill.

I just gave tyler a washington windmill lastnight.

by Mantana406 December 22, 2022

windmill chaser

A girl that dumps a guy for someone taller. Usually chases guys who are tall and simple, like a windmill. A female version of Don Quixote.

Jane is a windmill chaser -- dumped Joe who was 6' 0" with a solid job for Mike who is 6' 3", broke, and lives in his mom's basement after just one drink.

by coderloader7 January 27, 2023

WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.

Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.

by Goosd August 19, 2022

Windmill

(V.) To have sex

“My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times”
“Let’s windmill”

by Lazer5 July 30, 2019

Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024