Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.

"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."

by Ebinflow04 July 8, 2022

devils windmill

A medieval windmill filled with corpse

It smells like a devils windmill

It has the structural integrity of a devils windmill

by Bitchwiththebluehair November 24, 2023

Walla Walla windmill

when you have steamy sex with a woman with facial hair, where you lay down on the bed and the woman is sitting on your dick. You then spin her in a circle while your junk is inside her, causing extreme sexual pleasure. (added pleasure if her hands are extended)

Man Walla Walla windmills sure do produce lots of energy!

by Dick Fergusen November 5, 2010

The Windmill Man

The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.

Oh hahah you did a The Windmill Man (post a shitty youtube video, while fucking little children)

by Fuck Windmill Man August 3, 2022

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016