wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer

That was the best wind hand I ever had.

by Kevsis October 4, 2019

wind waves

A type of transverse wave that is especially windy.

Yo man, I got sauced up by the wind waves init.

by vape buckets November 19, 2019

Wind Shield Wiper

When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper

Matthew just wind shield wiper Kelsey

by Jawzzii December 12, 2019

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022