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wide dog

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by sr71 August 22, 2008
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special type of pot named after its look.

as apose to it not being available anywhere...here in Holland it is widely available.

one hit wonder? i dunno, its good, but not as special as it sounds
typical weed menu from a coffeeshop

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white widdow
dutch power
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by volker May 22, 2006
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Wide Vagina

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The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
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wide open ass

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A descriptive for a terrible smell. Often "wide open ass" is used to describe a geographical place. Less often it is used to describe the stench of a person.
1. Commerce City, Colorado smells like wide open ass.

2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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three ax handles wide

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A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
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