Weston is a hilarious person! He can make anyone laugh with his appealing phrases. Some people, don’t know this about him but..he is a mega homosexual. He has a bestfriend that he is ALWAYS flirting with. He will get on his knees for men and especially his man bestfriend.
by Bylerrrr.. October 21, 2022
An amazingly sweet guy who will always stick up for what he thinks is right. Might not be the most popular, or the most "cool", but he is one of the nicest people you will meet. Westons are usually sarcastic a little bit of the time, and if they fall in love with you, they will do anything for you.And sex will be great. Westons usually stand up for their friends whenever, and won't let them down. Westons usually become best friends with a kid named Kyle. And has one jerkass friend named Jake, that is very untrustworthy. They usually fall in love with girls named Sophia. Westons need to learn that they break hearts easily.
by Anonymous 123456789012345 August 02, 2021
person 1: "wow! he has a huge penis! What's his name?"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"
by ArkYT October 17, 2021
An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.
Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball
Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane
Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane
by shots2299 March 25, 2020
by YourNewReason December 06, 2022