Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
by Serjeh Somogath March 06, 2010
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Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.
by JayYung December 09, 2024
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raegan weaver

super sexy, friends with a derek defranco, super cool and softball lover
dude she looks like a raegan weaver
by bigcow99 January 02, 2021
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colby weaver

Date colby weaver he sexy af
by Taylor poops shin November 17, 2017
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kendall weaver

the prettiest and most beautiful girl in the world. i am blessed to be dating her. when she walks into a room the whole room lights up from her beautiful blue eyes, and even tho shes a thot shes the best girl ever.
wow she is such a kendall weaver
by Sarah you know me January 23, 2018
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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022
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Brynnleigh weaver

She will strangle your testicles not for sex but because she is weird

Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents

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I am communist and will kill all the Arabs - Brynnleigh weaver
by DaSouth420 September 13, 2019
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