When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
by Wutthehill July 23, 2017
Get the Gorilla Face Wash mug.He is an epic gamer, who may or may not say epic to much. His theme song is the same as his friend Thomas the Train, and he loves to dab on the haters as a sign of respect for him. He loves Kermit the frog, who is his biggest idol. You might find him wasting his life on the internet, or doing something stupid in the corner of a room. He thinks he’s funny, but also understands that he’s not. He has a few nicknames, including “stupid f***ing idiot” and “that godda** as*hat piece of sh**,” however, he finds this all very entertaining. Unlike his name Thomas implies, you would be very unlucky to know him.
Person: “hey, do you know Thomas Max Warshaw?
Other person: “@$#! you! You just ruined my day!”
Person: “how?”
Other person: “because Thomas Max Warshaw sucks.”
Person: “oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry”
Other person: “@$#! you! You just ruined my day!”
Person: “how?”
Other person: “because Thomas Max Warshaw sucks.”
Person: “oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry”
by ItsurUncleLou November 18, 2019
Get the Thomas Max Warshaw mug.It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.
Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.
by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023
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girl 2:“ew i hate ms. walsh”
girl 2:“ew i hate ms. walsh”
by imabadassbitchhhhh January 3, 2020
Get the ms. walsh mug.1. a small towel, usually made from terrycloth, of which is used to clean one's self while bathing. can also be used to clean up after intimate relations whether solo or with a partner.
2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.
3. also see: hot.
2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.
3. also see: hot.
Dude: "OMG, did you see that smokin' hot chick at the skatepark the other day?"
Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."
Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."
by Washcloth October 28, 2005
Get the washcloth mug.A term used to describe a driver whose once top-end abilities have since dwindled to the point that they now frequent the lower divisions.
by Mo-Bot May 24, 2021
Get the Washed mug.A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
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