scottish wallet

A wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
Colloquial Phrase - Americana Vernacular

Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...

by Big Bil O January 29, 2017

Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

Pussy Wallet

The amount of money a girl can have spent on her either after having sex, or by the possibility of sex.

She got free drinks all night! Must be that pussy wallet.

by Rainyday22 May 21, 2022

Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020

Birth Wallet

Vagina

Coined by Theo Von- This past weekend podcast! This girl wanted me to get at her birth wallet standing up behind the bowling alley.

by Revival31313 July 11, 2018

wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else

I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.

by AdamTexas January 13, 2014

Glizzy Wallet

Hip-hop reference for butt hole.

Guy one “sex was cool, till she stuck her finger in my ass”
Guy two “oh dude, she touched your glizzy wallet”

by Mcnuggs10! March 24, 2022