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vooloo

American people were pissed off on black people because they get to have black magic called voodoo, so they made a new type of magic called vooloo involving french frys, burgers, hotdogs, prostitutes and urinals.

explanation for the mentally disabled is currently not avalable.
person 1:"hey it's vooloo day get some money we need it for whores and fast food.

person 2: "uh, i'm jewish not american so i don't contribute in your activities."

person 1: (chanting in vooloo languange)"MICKEY MOUSE GET HIM, I SUMMON THE POWER OF BATMAN TO GIVE ME WISDOM ON BEATING THE DEVIL"

person 1: "uh, ok, whatever you say"
by MISINFORMED February 23, 2008
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Voodoozela

A corruption of the word vuvuzela, the braying, plastic trumpet which soundtracked the 2010 World Cup of Soccer in South Africa. When said trumpet is combined with one or other form of occult practice in order to secure a favourable result for a particular team. A "Southafricanism".
Person 1: Fuck bru, d'you check Gabon beat France in the World Cup?

Person 2: Ou's must've been blowing hard on their voodoozelas, bru.
by StoneCity June 24, 2010
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voodooteresa

Someone by the name of teresa who makes you feel really good {mostly sexually}. Someone who can make you do things uncontrollably that you wouldn't otherwise do. Someone whos eyes put you in a trancelike state. Someone who makes you say "yes" to things you really want to say "no" to. Being in a hypnotic state of mind.
just go on over their & whip the "voodooteresa" on him, he'll be butter in your hands
by voodoomaniac December 27, 2010
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VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
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voodoo lips

When your lips look extra shitty. Like they got doo doo on them . Very pinkish on the inside ...With a little extra ash around the edges. Voodoo lips Can be compared to an inside out bootyhole. People with voodoo lips must keep a few tubes of chapstick by their side to keep the lips moisturized. Please if you see someone with voodoo lips don't be alarmed its not contagious..although can be passed down through blood line. Always share your blistex if a victim of voodoo lips asks..its only right..at that point sharing is caring.
I can believe the girl with voodoo lips left her lipchap at home !
by Twhite24 December 20, 2016
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voodoo gaming

A Youtuber that plays Fortnite and other games for 30+ subs lmao
Voodoo Gaming is not a popular Youtuber
by Boo ima ghost March 14, 2018
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Voodooed

Having voodoo performed on
My friend Shaneikua was voodooed on in New Orleans.
by Readysettygo March 20, 2019
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