The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
by JannRickles March 15, 2021

The hottest girls, the dumbest guys. If you're at a crackin party it must be thrown by a Bella Vista girl. We get away with what we want, and still look cute doing it.
by that girl1989 April 10, 2008

microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
by Just Shut Up February 8, 2009

by bilboTbaggins July 1, 2012

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.
In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!
Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
by MS-DOS August 1, 2012

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

I was driving down the road and noticed all the billboards were in Spanish and thought I was in TJ until I realized I was just in Chula Vista.
by TIMDUB September 27, 2005
