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Windows Vista

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.
by JannRickles March 15, 2021
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bella vista

The hottest girls, the dumbest guys. If you're at a crackin party it must be thrown by a Bella Vista girl. We get away with what we want, and still look cute doing it.
"I want to meet a hot, smart girl, i want a Bella Vista girl"
by that girl1989 April 10, 2008
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windows vista

microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
OH NOES!!!!!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!!!
by Just Shut Up February 8, 2009
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windows vista

piece of shit that should have never happened, cost the microsoft more than it cost you
that is just a windows vista(a.k.a crap and/or shit)
by bilboTbaggins July 1, 2012
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Windows Vista

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
by MS-DOS August 1, 2012
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monta vista

the school for kids who can score 1600 but still cant spell MONTE.
i go to monta vista. that's right, thats monta with an A.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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chula vista

AKA Chulajuana. Slowling becoming part of Tijuana because of the lack of imigration control.
I was driving down the road and noticed all the billboards were in Spanish and thought I was in TJ until I realized I was just in Chula Vista.
by TIMDUB September 27, 2005
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