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Verbal Diarrhoea

The product of a funny but drunk Welsh teacher. A term used to represent sisters, girls and people who generally have a loose jaw. Also a term for parrots.
Shut up! You must have Verbal Diarrhoea!
God, child have you got Verbal Diarrhoea?
God child, you've got the Verbal squits!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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Verbal Strikeout

When somebody tries to either:

a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across

but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikes you're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.
Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-

Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.

Guy 1: Wtf bro?

Guy 2: Verbal strikeout, duh.
by 1337 Fork April 20, 2009
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verbal diarhea

To say things without holding back. A constant urge to just blurt things out without thinking first.
That dude has a bad case of verbal diarhea, he's always embarassing himself.
by Shianne page January 3, 2008
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verbal celibacy

Verbal Celibacy (n) - When one person in a relationship buys the other person in the relationship some sort of gift with the understanding that this gift will cease any future badgering or bickering about mundane things for a predetermined amount of time. Usually done by the male for the female.
Joe bought his wife a new car but what he was really buying was some verbal celibacy for awhile.

Ever since I bought my girlfriend that ring, the verbal celibacy has been great!!
by Urban Articulator May 10, 2007
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verbal punches

To say things intended to hurt another.
I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.
by know BODY March 30, 2015
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Verbal Alchemist

That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.
Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 25, 2017
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Verbal Deletion

The act of destroying another human being using solely your words either through superior reasoning or powerful rhetorical skills
"Did you hear the argument yesterday between Jim and Fernando?"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"
by The Hebrew Review February 15, 2017
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