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Vegetarian 

Someone who doesn't know how to eat; can't consume food, only the other stuff.

Also someone who supports the cruel and unusual treatment of vegetables, but often won't allow people to give said vegetables better lives through genetic engineering.
You: I've become a vegetarian.

Me: I'm sorry, I'm sure you'll get better soon.
Vegetarian by Torso boy April 22, 2009

Vegetarian 

A vegetarian is a woman who doesn't like sausage, so instead, she jams long, fat fruit and vegetables up her cunt. Nice!
"Oh Im so sick of the men in this city, im going to turn vegetarian and jam some fruit up my cunt. Yay!"
Vegetarian by nucc August 1, 2007

vegetarian 

Village idiot who cannot fish, hunt, or ride.
Meat eater:
Hey! Look! It's the funny looking vegetarian guy who can't hunt! Let's all go make fun of him!
vegetarian by Everlasting First December 15, 2008

Vegetarian 

An old Indian word for bad hunter
Lets throw rocks at that hippie vegetarian bastard
Vegetarian by poopwarrior69 March 19, 2012

Vegetarian 

Contrary to popular belief, the word "Vegetarian" refers to individuals who have proudly given Vegeta a blowjob. Therefore, Vegetarians are actually quite fond of meat.
You're the first person I've ever met who wasn't a vegetarian.
Vegetarian by no, the other guy January 7, 2012

Vegetarian 

A person whose diet consists mostly of vegetation. They do not eat meat because they believe killing animals for meat is immoral/mean/etc.
Not to hate, but let's just face it: In the end, vegetarians are just stupid people who fail to realize that plants are just as much alive as animals. (Including insects and humans) So, the thing is, no matter what, every animal (including humans) ALWAYS HAS TO kill SOMETHING to get food, unless their diet consists of nothing but dairy and stuff.
Vegetarian by dragongirl253 August 7, 2012