Utah hairy buffalo

Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's hairy nasty ewww ass looking vaginal area

Girl yo Utah hairy buffalo looking nice today!

Utah hairy buffalo by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014

Utah shitsicle 

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.

"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"

Utah shitsicle by Gnarcat February 8, 2010

Utah Chub 

A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.

Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!

Utah Chub by Professorbeerhands January 10, 2017

Utah Railroad 

The act of multiple women performing sexual acts on a single man at the same time. In essence a reverse gang bang. Is a reference to the practice of polygamy in the Mormon religion, a religious group common in Utah. See: Sister Wives on TLC

Brad: hey man, I saw you take that one chick home; how was she?

Josh: It didn’t stop there; she brought her friends with her back to my place and we partook in a Utah Railroad.

Brad: Dope.

Utah Railroad by Elijah Buffalo October 9, 2019

Utah Trap 

A Utah trap is when you lick the pussy and shit in it. Then tell the girl to queef and it flutters like a Venus fly trap.

I gave my girlfriend a Utah Trap!

Utah Trap by HAHAHHAHAHdarn May 16, 2011

Utah Helicopter 

When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.

Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?

Utah Helicopter by Zackhicky October 21, 2010

Utah Ghostick 

When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.

Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.

Utah Ghostick by polypubes November 19, 2016