by Lidster June 12, 2012
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"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
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Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. You can search up any word you want to know the meaning of on Urban Dictionary. You can also define your own word.
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Get the urban dictionarymug. A site on which people with too much free time(generally highschool and/or college underclassmen) add words and phrases to a dictionary that either insult others, are useless or are conceited attempts by egocentric individuals to improve their own self worth by creating some bullshit definition that, while possibly helpful to select few, further degrades society and further proves the decline in society.
Outside of some of the more informed definitions for words, this dictionary is full of conflicting and useless banter.
Outside of some of the more informed definitions for words, this dictionary is full of conflicting and useless banter.
by DaemonKind August 31, 2013
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