Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

uni quality

An item or thing which is of low quality/ kind of trash, mainly used to describe certain objects or people

Justin said "I am uni quality!" meaning he's trash or low quality.

by filaylayde January 22, 2021

platinum uni

a place where experts teach you to make hella money forex

https: //lddy.no/o6kb

peasant: yo mate how you afford that lambo?
me: platinum uni my guy

by willlever1111 February 21, 2021

uni-versary

The day the universe sends you your best friend, soulmate, twin flame, soul sister, soul brother, starseed sister. Twin empath. Your brother. The person you have known before during and after life.

It was my uni-versary today with Neon. We saved each others lives. & will again. Bonded 4evr.

by anonymous August 4, 2023

Uni-vag

Big enough to hold every galussy.

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.

by EZ54321 July 16, 2022

UNI Tax

The unfortunate penalty for successful investigators in which they are required to fix the mistakes of a UNI's inadequate or poor work performance.

The Detective had to pay the UNI Tax for nearly three days, tracking down a victim whose phone number was never properly entered into the police report.

by Au79Life June 29, 2016

Uni-party

Uni-party is a term used to describe politicians who are funded by corporations and/or lobbyists as a whole, as if to create a whole party dedicated to said politicians

"The Uni-party needs to be dissolved in America!"

by YourfavoriteConservative June 17, 2024