Undercover Elephant

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.

"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"

by BobTrollop May 27, 2007

Undercover Slurry

Someone who looks and acts completely innocent but when near alcohol:
Gets incredibly drunk
Dances innapropriately aka : skanking
Hooks up with randoms

Crissy: jeez ur such a undercover slurry
Jay: i cant remember last night
Crissy: its always the quiet ones.

by ScarletPartyxx October 17, 2008

underbove

when trying to give a location to an object that someone's trying to find, but without being exactly sure on its location. Such as a tv remote

Hey guy have you seen the remote i gotta catch a show. Did you check underbove the couch?

by starsky88 November 6, 2010

undercover time machine

Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...

Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...

by BK516 October 5, 2017

undermorrow

The day before yesterday

Hey remember on undermorrow when we threw eggs at jakes hous

by Charat November 28, 2020

Undercover Pimp

A man who by all outward apperance is a square guy but really is one of the most down hard on a bitch motherfuckers you could imagine. An undercover pimp is one that may work a regular job (usually a very high paying one), not do drugs, and wouldn't consider pimping the everday street hooker or stripper because they would never make him the cash that he desires. This man pimps w his mind and doesn't need flashy clothes and Jewelery. He also never pays for pussy cause he dont need to because, well he's a pimp.

Example 1
Hoe: "Look at that pussy nerd lookin dude, he probaly don't ever get no girls cause he looks like a weak unconfident, pushover...hey honey you wanna have some fun?!?!?

Undercoverpimp: How Much

Hoe: $100

Undercover Pimp: (slaps the Hoe)..Bitch, you in violation. Give me your money and go get me some more bitches that got some money

Hoe: OK

Example 2
Potential Employer: Well there is nothing on this resume that says anything that remotely qualifies you for this job. I am afraid we will have to move foward with more qualified applicants.

Undercover Pimp: But I am an Undercover Pimp ya dig, don't worry about the resume and lets start gettin that money.

Potential Employer: Welcome aboard Partner. Lets start the paperwork.

by crispyrice August 14, 2010

Vaginal-Undertoe

The process or act in which the labia of the woman's vagina gets caught due to friction from the insertion of a member or object, and is pulled partially or completely inside the vaginal canal causing discomfort and or pain. (usu. due to a lack of lubrication)

my girlfriend complained that I didnt use enough lubrication and suffered from intermittent vaginal-undertoe.

by Esotericdom October 9, 2011