turtle

When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"

I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it

by Dom dt July 9, 2007

turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head

john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!

by Anonymous December 25, 2009

Turtle

The most beautiful, smart, caring, amazing, talented, sexy, intelligent, funny, interesting, woman in the whole wide world. She's the girl every dude describes when imagining their dream girl and the girl every man describes when imagining their wildest fantasy. She is a best friend, the hommie, and always there when you need her. She is the life of the party and has a smile that turns the worst day around.

If turtle ever gave me a chance to be a part of her world it would make all of my dreams come true. She is all that and a lifetime supply of chips.

by Boo Cakes October 21, 2008

Turtle

A TURTLE is a weird creature that will hide when scared.

Danm foo he's such a TURTLE!

by Edwardo G. SS December 8, 2016

Turtle

A term and strategy used in Starcraft II. Turtle or turtling would mean blocking off the ramp to your base with a variety of buildings. For terran players it would consist of either supply depots, barracks, factories or bunkers . For protoss players it would consist of either pylons, gateways, forges, cybernetics core or cannons.
This would be the most simple opener for most terran players as it walls in your base providing adequate defence .

Zone: "So what's the plan?"
Dext: "I'm going to turtle to counter the zergling rush then focus on my eco."
Zone: "Alright . Same goes for me then."

by Nokitch August 13, 2010

turtle

Marijuana- it is called turtle because its green and it makes you move slow

we be smokin dat turtle, moving hella slow

by Jcracka September 27, 2005

Turtling

Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.

I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.

by shill71 January 11, 2009