The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.
by Justsarahash May 04, 2022
A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022
The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.
by Gozzum October 11, 2014
by Lord Fartington master of shit December 22, 2014
by Verdict is in June 03, 2022
Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
by Dr Brown Eye June 16, 2022
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
by GrapeJuicey1 June 02, 2022