Trenched

Trenched is the feeling of absolute body shutdown, after you have been intoxicated. it is the feeling that you can not even move and have reached your max, intoxication. This feeling will be followed by fatigue and loss of short term memory.

After taking a hit of salvia Matt lays on the ground and repeats " I'm Trenched", unable to get up.

by Blowfro February 19, 2009

Truchan

to be the coolest person on this earth.

Wow, that guy is so Truchan!

by khan6 December 21, 2008

trench dick

When the girl has way too much sex her vagina becomes a nasty, disease ridden trench than many have walked through. The unexperienced guy has sex with her and then contracts trench dick and his dick shrivels up and turns into a Gremlin.

James had sex with that slut and now he's got trench dick. WOW! look at that tiny Gremlin.

by getlite November 25, 2009

Trench Coats

Very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. It's differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. This makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.

Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.

Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.

"What the hell is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet I can't wear fucking trench coats in school, you shit-headed assholes?"
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 29, 2007

Traunch

To push a friend in the back when he is not expecting it or is extremely vulnerable, especially when urinating.

Ohh man JonO! You traunched me while I was peeing and now I peed all over myself!

by Patrick Duggan esq. December 11, 2007

truche

A retort of submission to another's rhetorical jab that rings with alarming verity.

"Geez, I'm really pissed at my friend, she didn't call me at exactly seven o'clock like she said she would."
"But your friend lives in Colorado, which is mountain time. And we live in North Carolina, you mountain moron."
"Truche."

by Trekky October 8, 2006

Stench Trench

A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004