tree

Someone who is shady or rude behind you back. You use the word tree because it creates shade.

Stacy is Spreding rumours about me she is such a tree!

tree by yellow sun :) November 6, 2019

Tree

I'm a tree

I'm a tree

Tree by The Cream Charger Gang December 16, 2019

Tree

TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.

Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.

Guy 2:

Guy1:
Guy2:

Tree by The guy outside your house December 17, 2019

Tree

A Giant Stone Age Dildo (watch out you might get splinters)

i love me some tree

Tree by SheetMetal January 31, 2020

Tree

A random broun thing that makes air and provides shade

quick grow a tree!

Tree by IMA LINK :l April 1, 2020

Tree

A plant that ussually is tall and thicc with a (ussually) brown trunk (birch is an example of an exception) and leaves that in many trees change colour and fall in autumn and grow back and green-coloured in Spring. Not all trees have their leaves green on summer and spring, some *bloom* on other colours like red, white, pink or purple. Many trees grow flowers and/or fruits or pinecones or nuts. Trees are also where cats scratch, birds live, dogs pee and little kids climb. Many resources, like paper or wood, come from trees.

Trees are being cut a lot, and ppl are rebeling to try to save them with #SaveTheTrees and #TeamTrees (there's even a company that works for this saviour named TeamTrees) and many youtubers are supporting it with streams and stuff.

Oh, I forgot...! Trees are also used for X-mas

Joe: Hey Bob
Bob: Yes?
Joe: Did you know that our favourite youtubers is going to livestream for TeamTrees on Friday?
Bob: Rly? Cool m8

Tree by 99BestNumber June 20, 2020

Tree

A fucking plant

I cut down a fuckuibn tree

Tree by Toelicker764 July 1, 2020