Torqued

So torqued, so hard, so embarassing ready to fight any human intelligence to cross his path, sad.

Fully torqued, so hard, so embarassing.

by chasisfullytorqued June 25, 2018

Toque

A hopelessly over lapping, over whelming, never ending for skin of a fat man's penis.

"Damn your toques over whelming" "never seen anything like it" "yo dude, put that thing away" "what is that?"

by Choomba woomba August 22, 2018

torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018

TORQUED

TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...

"I've been TORQUED!"

by SUPEROPET April 9, 2019

Toquefuck

An especially irritating and dumbass Canadian.

Irritating Canadian: Hey, Darryl, can I borrow yer skidoo?
Regular Canadian: No, you cannot, eh, ya fuckin' toquefuck because you still got my hockey stick, my maple syrup bucket, and excellent health care system!

by sixup604 April 10, 2019

Toque

The correct spelling and pronunciation of beanie, as in the knit hat used in Canada, especially one with a pom pom on top.

Mentally retarded Canadian: Beanie.
All the not retarded Canadians around them: It's toque, bitch.

by Am I Steve? July 18, 2019

torqued

wen someone has just done a line of coke

yo i'm so torqued

by the mulit man June 3, 2019