TOOBIN

Verb: the act of self ejaculation during Zoom meetings. Also known as jacking off

The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers

Noun : a nik name given to a penis

Im going to be toobin when my Zoom meeting commences

Meet my little friend named Toobin.

by SheilaD October 20, 2020

toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

toobin'

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off

Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?

by Thom Quorke October 19, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating where and when other people can 'accidentally' see you... like on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin was fired for toobin' on a work Zoom call

by some_lefty_jerk October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of pleasuring yourself on a video stream.

Participants on the New Yorker Zoom call were shocked to see Jeffrey Toobin.

by The Amish Electrician October 19, 2020