Verb: the act of self ejaculation during Zoom meetings. Also known as jacking off
The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers
Noun : a nik name given to a penis
The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers
Noun : a nik name given to a penis
by SheilaD October 20, 2020

"The dude was toobin!
by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.
Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.
by kb1035 October 19, 2020

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off
Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?
by Thom Quorke October 19, 2020

by some_lefty_jerk October 19, 2020

by The Amish Electrician October 19, 2020
