when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013
Get the paper toiletmug. THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!mug. by Turf A January 12, 2023
Get the Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinchmug. noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009
Get the paper toiletmug. by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021
Get the Toilet Papermug. Toilet paper which is used.
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
Get the Seasoned Toilet Papermug. You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
by Poopy bed June 8, 2022
Get the Brown toilet papermug.