toff

a toff is an upper class snob who rides horses and usally doesn't get out of bed for less than £1000000

being a posh snob is so great! its so good but i only get 1000000 every week being a toff is basically being rich!

by fuckor November 01, 2020

Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

by Spuddy Bruv December 21, 2023

toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.

“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys”

by RoadmanWhite December 20, 2017

Toffe

Toffe loves candy. And chips. He's good at golf but everybody is wondering, how could he be that good on on that small little time? So if you are a toffe, be happy!

Oh look toffe did a birdie ob the second hole!

by Jejdks December 11, 2016

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 24, 2022

Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world

Toffee the sheep is a goat

by Ellobozo May 09, 2022

toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009