Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

You just burnt the/da toffee

You just messed up

Dawm this chick is O.Ding on you. I think "you just burnt the/da toffee" mate.

by Wellned September 23, 2012

Toff

A British term co-opted by Australians analogous to the derivation instead though referring to someone/something you hold in high regard.considered top class

A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.

A deadset legend.

When something is good.

My mate Dirty Dingo, he's a proper toff cunt.

Fuck yes brah, the toffs have rocked up, I was bored like a hole in the ground.

You're toff lad

That's toff as.

I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch.

I agree Digger, Muzies are not toff. They're Putrid inbred dogs. Speaking of dogs, although we will be underdogs like Nathan Paddison gettin shagged in boneyard, The new age Crusade will be on home turf so atleast we will have that advantage.

by Adolphinpainter88 November 28, 2025

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 23, 2022

ayigbe toffee

a local Ghanaian toffee that is eaten to offer the eater common sense.

He needs to eat ayigbe toffee cos he seems to have lost his senses over his new girlfriend

by Kligler Iron Agar December 12, 2017

Toffe

Toffe loves candy. And chips. He's good at golf but everybody is wondering, how could he be that good on on that small little time? So if you are a toffe, be happy!

Oh look toffe did a birdie ob the second hole!

by Jejdks December 11, 2016

toff

a toff is an upper class snob who rides horses and usally doesn't get out of bed for less than £1000000

being a posh snob is so great! its so good but i only get 1000000 every week being a toff is basically being rich!

by fuckor November 1, 2020