Tolkiening 

towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.

Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.

Tolkiening by George RR Martini July 30, 2024

Tookie

booty hole

go clean yo Tookie

Tookie by sexy bitch liz March 12, 2025

Toadie

A guy who likes to lick the dick and pussy of a couple as they are fucking. Different to being a cuck licking his wife's bull, this guy has joined a dominant couple.

First of all, it rhymes with Roadie. Which is another name for support staff. They do jobs the main act don't want to.

Secondly, individual toad in the hole look like a dick in a pussy. A toadie is someone who eats the toad.

Gary is a toadie, he likes to lick a woman's pussy while her husband is fucking her. He doesn't mind licking a bit of dick too.

Toadie by Sausage Sandwich November 19, 2025

Ookie tookie 

Someone who is bald as hell but still tries to fit their onion straws in the ponytail

Shaniqua bruh, She tried to fit her small ass ookie tookie in that ponytail

Ookie tookie by Username 7777 May 24, 2018

The American Tolkien 

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

The American Tolkien by CelticEagle February 10, 2019