Blended Cucumber

An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"

person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?

by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021

Goth Cucumber

Another name for a cactus.

How much for the Goth Cucumber?

by Carla SoSassy September 2, 2019

Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"

by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

sticky cucumber

In a three way of 2 men 1 girl, 1 man cream pies the girl and the other man puts his dick in after and keeps fucking, therefore making his dick resemble a sticky cucumber.

"Let's go give that girl a sticky cucumber "

by B The Man May 15, 2016

Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

by S&P23 December 14, 2016

Cucumber vibes

Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)

P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.

P2: What the fuck?

P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!

by god of cinder March 7, 2023