Jaw butcher

Dentist

I have a date with my jaw butcher on Friday

by Siamese White September 20, 2012

Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine August 2, 2005

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.

Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!

by Sir Reist December 12, 2010

The lamb ate the butcher!

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

by noidavailable October 28, 2008