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The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
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Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !
by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019
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Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.
by Itzyoboibigdick November 26, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart
by BBYGAB October 10, 2019
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Jesus

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019
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Jesus

A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Jesus

Daddy that birthdededed me
by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019
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