A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.
Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)
Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"
Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."
Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"
Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."
Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014
Get the Titanic Weedmug. Person #1: Yo I titan smashed this girl last night. I think I might have caused an earthquake!
Person #2: Damn Nigga!
Person #2: Damn Nigga!
by Titan619 November 8, 2011
Get the Titan Smashmug. When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and penetrate her "Hull" with your "Ice Berg", and proceed to fill her with your fluids.
Mark: So Jack I saw you got with Rose last night *nudge nudge*
Jack: Yeah I did, and I'm gonna Sink the Titanic tonight!
Jack: Yeah I did, and I'm gonna Sink the Titanic tonight!
by JustSomeD00d October 10, 2013
Get the Sink the Titanicmug. Guy one: Did you see that new Michael Bay movie yet?
Guy two: Yeah man, it was utterly Hail the Titans. I had to punch my grandmother in the throat just to forget about it.
Guy two: Yeah man, it was utterly Hail the Titans. I had to punch my grandmother in the throat just to forget about it.
by Thom Winsor April 11, 2011
Get the Hail the Titansmug. When a man inserts his fist into the vagina of a woman considerably smaller than himself, lifts her over his head, and throws her a large distance away.
"I gave the loose bitch the titan toss, and she fractured her neck."
or
"I tried the titan toss on her, but she was so tight, I just slammed her on the floor."
or
"I tried the titan toss on her, but she was so tight, I just slammed her on the floor."
by SkeletorToss July 31, 2006
Get the titan tossmug. I had to pull the Reverse Titanic on Lauryn. No one gives a shit that Owen sat up for the first time today.
by gargamel110 November 3, 2011
Get the The Reverse Titanicmug. Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail
That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!
That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!
by Baz907 January 17, 2009
Get the Titanic failmug.