Tia Juana Toothpaste

A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.

Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?

by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011

serote de tia luisa

mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"

(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"

by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011

Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker

A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.

"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"

by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013

Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals

Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)

by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014

tia

the meaning of the name tia is arrans dog. So when you meet arran with his dog, you gotta say “AwH TiAAA i gOt YoU a CheW tOY shApED LiKE a DiLdO juST hOw yOU LiKE iT” before you spray arran with febreze

“ayooo arran, i pissed all over tia’s food bowl so she bit my wiener off”

by piss off margaret January 22, 2018

Tia

She gotta big booty and is very freaky for her man and is fine asfff and very sexccc

damnnnn tia u look thicker then before

by Alantia November 19, 2023

Tia

The sister of your mother/father who also participated in raising you. The woman who sends you random funny TikTok’s and spoils you as her own with Starbucks and gel-X nail appointments followed by unnecessary shopping sprees. Also known as the future 2 am party getaway car driver.

Thanks Tia <3

I love my amazing tia with all my heart. ❤️

by Alice.jade July 5, 2023