Trumpkin

One who has suspended their better judgement (including their better angels) and surrendered them self to a morally and ethically bankrupt narcissist.

The Republican Party has been taken over by trumpkins.

by Pete Edgeecliff April 10, 2020

Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.

"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"

by zhrona June 27, 2020

Trumpkin

When someone shits in your mouth while you are on the toilet it is called a Trumpkin.

Lara Trump’s mouth and asshole are the same size so she can give AND receive a mean Trumpkin.

by DonaldJMinipenis August 26, 2020

Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.

I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.

Nice Trumpkin.

by towilmusic October 11, 2020

Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”

by Chillosophy March 30, 2021

Thumbkin

Performing the act of splinting on a consensual female partner, while performing oral sex on her. This involves inserting your thumb into her vagina, pushing down towards the anus to help her relieve constipation, while sucking on her clit.

"My lady was horny as hell, but also constipated so I offered to give her a thumbkin. The simultaneous orgasm and poop drove her absolutely wild with pleasure!"

"I bet it did! You're an inspiration to us all my friend."

by MarkHanna June 7, 2021