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Taintly

When someone is being rude or mean and is hovering between being a dick and an asshole
Something must be bothering Scott. He's been acting taintly all morning.
by Sytown August 31, 2017
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taint spank

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018
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Taint Knife

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.
"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018
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Taint Holders

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!
by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018
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Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
by Beaflord September 17, 2018
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Taintwaggling

A state of being in which one is so aroused by the Australian accent that their pants sporadically combust, which is then followed by shoving one's taint in the offending Australian's face and wiggles it around.
She instantly started taintwaggling when the token Australian joined the VC.
by Modified333 February 12, 2022
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Stanky taint

1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.

2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."

2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
by Blisssss April 7, 2009
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