Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.

Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.

by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles

1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on

Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.

We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.

by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009

Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011