TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
by kinky horse balls December 01, 2021
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Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).
He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.
by Herovillain December 01, 2010
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shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.
by grosa February 01, 2016
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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 03, 2019
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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 06, 2009
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