After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.
Testi = to tuck
Cules= orgasming greatly.
Testi = to tuck
Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.
I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009

by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011
