Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"
by Gammasite November 27, 2007
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Having intercourse with another man on top of a windmill, while spinning him an smoking a blunt, and before he cums tossing him into the windmill.
I just gave tyler a washington windmill lastnight.
by Mantana406 December 23, 2022
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WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.
Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.
by Goosd August 19, 2022
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(V.) To have sex
“My boyfriend and I windmilled 4 times
“Let’s windmill
by Lazer5 July 31, 2019
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Windmill

when attempting the anal position, you take their legs and make them do a split, then spin her around like a windmill.
that pussy was so good i had to windmill her
by Mikeys69 November 26, 2019
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Windmill

When a man rubs his penis on the woman's ass before inserting it. (Usually while doing anal) If not doing anal, then the woman lays down and the man rubs his penis in a circle around her vagina before inserting.
Bob: So how was your night with Sara?
Bill: I windmilled her from both sides!
by Baby kisses 109456 January 30, 2016
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