spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

Chad whacker

When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.

Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.

by Deathbum September 6, 2020

bush-whacker

A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges

person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."

by Barbarian of the square planes June 19, 2024

Winch whacker

Winch whacker

That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.

by Tow God anonymous March 3, 2022

Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 3, 2010

Whacker

A person who is capable of hacking and whacking at the same time.

A whacker can hack and whack your account.

by Oxidata September 11, 2020