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virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
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Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.
Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit
by Djesse April 11, 2020
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Virtual Courage

What makes people online say what they wouldn't say to someone in person

Virtual Courage is very easily gained and very easily, and usually angrily or mischievously, used

To gain this power, you must go on anything capable of going online and interacting with other people, and then you can pretty much say "whatever you want", you may wish to not make any very serious / disturbing threats
((CNN) -- It was a sarcastic Facebook comment during an argument about a video game. And, according to the father of 19-year-old Justin Carter, it was enough to land his son behind bars for months, facing the possibility of years in prison.
Carter, who is currently on suicide watch in Comal County Jail near San Antonio, Texas, has been locked up since February. He faces a charge of making terroristic threats, a felony that could theoretically bring a sentence of up to eight years.
"He's very depressed. He's very scared and he's very concerned that he's not going to get out," Jack Carter, Justin's father, told CNN on Tuesday. "He's pretty much lost all hope."
In February, Justin, then 18, and a friend were arguing on Facebook with someone else over the online video game "League of Legends."
"Someone had said something to the effect of 'Oh you're insane. You're crazy. You're messed up in the head,'" Jack Carter told CNN affiliate KVUE in Austin. "To which he replied 'Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head. I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still-beating hearts.'"
A search warrant was issued on February 13 and, a week later, a judge issued a warrant for his arrest.
"I thought it was a joke," Jack Carter told CNN. "I couldn't believe the person that called me. I kept telling them they have to be kidding. When I realized he wasn't, I literally broke down crying.

Virtual courage can do this to you, so it's best to use common sense when online
by Person with Common Sense June 17, 2014
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virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in a Virtual Reality game for example VRChat and Second Life.
A: "Hey bro! I just had some great erotic rp in VRChat"
B: "You are virtually horny"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
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Virtual Graduation

Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.
Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***
by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020
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virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.
I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.
by Lingomeister June 8, 2016
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Virtual Cuck

A person who dates a virtual sex worker, especially one who brags about the income simps provide.
by Basedtotheface February 21, 2021
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