tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray July 18, 2008

tit tot

The nick name you give to a slut bag with tits the size of tots

Hey hoe stop being such a tit tot your really killing my mojo

by Clarence nightingale January 23, 2014

Titty Tots

When a female places Tater Tots in between or around her Titty's to fulfill the purpose of having a sexual partner eat them or for any other desired reason.

Guy: Yo Brooklyn let me eat Titty Tots last night!
Guy 2: Fuck, lucky bastard.

by The scrubbiest April 08, 2019

tater tot

A term used in tennis when one mistakenly hits a ball that is going out.

I was sure I had that point lost, but my opponent saved me by tater totting it into the net.

by King of the thugs February 28, 2012

TOT

A black metal/noise band from Redcliffe. Hates a lot of things, but in particular things like fire breathing and the Canberra black metal scene. If you don't like TOT it means you are either from Canberra, think fire breathing is cool, or
wear patch jackets when you take out the rubbish

Hey don't tell the cunts from TOT you like firebreathing, they'll fucken kill you.

by J.I April 20, 2005

prost-a-tot

A child entrant in to some type of regional "beauty" pageant.

The poor child had no idea that entering Kentucky's Little Miss Pageant made her nothing more than a prost-a-tot to fill a gaping hole in her desperate mother's self-esteem.

by jesshtx August 29, 2006

Sex Tots

1. An extremely popular website that highlights the not uncommon practice of sex acts involving tater tots.
2. A website designed to lure in pedophiles thinking they have found a treasure trove of "kiddy porn," only to find the site full of pictures and dramatic stories of people lusting after tater tots.
3. Toddlers addicted to sex.

George: "Have you seen the Sex Tots at sextots.info?"
Derek: "No, do you find sex with children entertaining?"
George: "No, no, dude. It's all about sex with tater tots. They have dramatic readings, good stories, and really tasteful pictures."
Derek: "Get out of my house."

by D-Smoov February 28, 2010