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Suit Douche

A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009
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super suit

A suit that is worn by a super hero.
Hero - "Honey wheres my super suit!"
Wife - "I uh.. threw it away!"
by super_succ May 7, 2018
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gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.
ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.
by pockets1213 October 20, 2006
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suit day

A day in which a group of friends and/or acquaintances dress in suits for a regular occasion, such as going to lunch at fast food joints or going to school on a day that is not special at all.
Ikeo: "Tomorrow is suit day"
John: "Shit, my only suit is at the cleaners until Friday!"
Ikeo: "We'll reschedule."
by Dude John James February 6, 2008
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Fap Suit

The loungin' clothes worn when relaxing at home or in a dorm. Fapping may take place in these clothes.
Evan and Mike went to dinner and then came back to their apartment and chilled in their fap suits all night
by moikeyman October 22, 2010
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Dorm Suite

"I have closets bigger than this Dorm Suite"
by RockStarSurferChick March 17, 2003
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Recycled suit

When someone repeatedly wears one suit they find classy all the time. They think it attracts the girls when it actually doesn't
Guy: I've bet you missed me
Girl: Dream on buddy, take you and your recycled suit out of my face
by extra March 20, 2017
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