stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

Squish A Bish Day

If you have a friend/enemy that’s a real bish, it’s your lucky day to squish them! Mark your calendar; November 24!

Jim: “have you seen Jonah today?”
John: “no why?”
Jim: “it’s national squish a bish day!”

by TheMuffinFullOfBeans November 19, 2019

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

squished fish patty on a bun

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

by Aaron-SFPOAB February 20, 2015