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Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.
NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"
by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022
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Randall Middle School

by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....
20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy
by gr8kock November 12, 2015
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Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, rich kids, emos, gay raging republicans, oh and ur mom <3
I go to the dump such as Randall Middle School.
by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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Randal

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: don't pay attention to him, he's just a randal
by meme nation January 6, 2018
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Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.
Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”
by clickcommander February 19, 2018
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Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.
I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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