Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin

Oh no my spicy platypus

by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025

Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

Platypus

Its Fucking Perry the Platypus

Oh my God its perry the Platypus

by Your dad left u December 3, 2021

Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.

its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus

by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.

"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."

by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022