Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021
Get the Duck itchmug. When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.
Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
by John3-15 November 1, 2016
Get the Golfer's Itchmug. A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.
by David Hendrix January 3, 2007
Get the speed itchmug. a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole
by dannyjboy December 8, 2010
Get the Shit Itchmug. by Schadzmaster April 29, 2005
Get the scrotial itchmug. Any itch of the testicular or gooch areas as a result of sexually transmitted diseases, profuse sweating, or chafing.
Ever since I hooked up with that sloot Kari, I have had the nastiest buffalo itch. I should probably get tested.
by Phildo A. August 15, 2008
Get the buffalo itchmug. The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.
by the only real ninja here January 26, 2010
Get the Hitler itchmug.