greg brady eyebrows

eyebrows that are REALLY CLOSE to being a unibrow, but aren't quite there. they have to be really bushy, but not yet touching. you would have to be very attractive to pull these eyebrows off

"wow did you see joes eyebrows this morning?"
"no what happened to them?"

"they went all Greg Brady eyebrows on him, it's almost just one eyebrow!"

by John dinglebopper January 8, 2017

Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.

Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?

by bands and things October 23, 2019

Mongolian Eyebrow Tag

The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.

Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?

by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014

Mexican eyebrow pencil

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.

Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

by repeal17thamendment September 7, 2010

old man's eyebrows

When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.

Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Question mark eyebrows

A person in a constant state of puzzle and confusion, even when they are happy, sad, angry or afraid. You can tell on account of their question mark shaped eyebrows, which is usually also a faded monobrow. Mothers find question mark eyebrows adorable in children.

"Why's he so confused?"

"He's got question mark eyebrows, he's always confused."

by turtles_kittens December 29, 2021

Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019