greg brady eyebrows

eyebrows that are REALLY CLOSE to being a unibrow, but aren't quite there. they have to be really bushy, but not yet touching. you would have to be very attractive to pull these eyebrows off

"wow did you see joes eyebrows this morning?"
"no what happened to them?"

"they went all Greg Brady eyebrows on him, it's almost just one eyebrow!"

by John dinglebopper January 09, 2017

eyebrows are sisters, not twins

It means that your eyebrows are not meant to be identical.

- God, my eyebrows are not symmetrical
- Girl, eyebrows are sisters, not twins!

by elnnt February 20, 2022

Mongolian Eyebrow Tag

The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.

Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?

by Isis Foot Fetish December 24, 2014

Mexican eyebrow pencil

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.

Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

by repeal17thamendment September 07, 2010

old man's eyebrows

When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.

Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 05, 2006

Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 24, 2019

Lily's left eyebrow

Lily has an eyebrow, she also had a nose and a foot.
Lily is very smart and really tall😍. She is very good with numbers and a super fast runner🏃🏃

Whats that thing over there?
Lily's left eyebrow

by I need help thankyou October 11, 2021