Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 25, 2021

Hot Deli

When a weiner is pulled out of an anus, and has a streak of poo.

Gavin is no longer hanging out with Becky because she gave him a, "Hot Deli."

by Ziggy-Tops September 19, 2025

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021

PETER DELIS

When you have a fat hog and everyone knows and can smell it

damn i smell a PETER DELIS coming and so does my wife

by mucher101 March 16, 2022

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

chai delis

Another nickname for attractive girls, used only in the plural. Usually referred to in the sense of potential girls to hook up with. This term comes from the term “slaying chai”, which is synonymous to slaying poon.

Seth: Damn man, I hope there are some chai delis at this party it’s been a while.

Ryan: yeah man I plan on slaying some chai tonight

by Dadaba124 April 21, 2022