choker captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

He is choker captain

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Chode Choker

A gay boy who says he is not gay, but would probably choke on a chode

"That Jack is such a Chode Choker

by Shannooooon December 10, 2016

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Choker

Something could be a knife or gun that can stop someone from breathing or slows down there breathing

Did you see that guy he got hit with a choker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019